Are You There Blog? It’s Me, Lisa.

4 Jul

Blog:  Well, well, well.  Look who it is…

Me:  Hi.  Uh, how are you?

Blog:  How am I?  How am I?  You wouldn’t know how I am, would you?

Me:  Now look, I know, I haven’t written anything in a long time, I’m sorry but…

Blog:  Sorry!  You’re sorry?  It’s too late for sorry, buddy.

Me: …I’ve just been busy.

Blog:  Pfft.  Busy.  That’s everyone’s excuse for everything now.  Busy.  Too busy. Everyone is too busy.  Why don’t you tell that saucy new, little Pinterest you’re too busy?

Me:  How dare you bring my relationship with Pinterest into this!  It doesn’t have anything to do with you!

Blog:  Oh really?  You have 19 boards and over 250 pins of a bunch of crap you will never do.  Recipes?  You despise cooking.  One whole board dedicated to fingernail polish?  One is actually glittery fingernail polish.  Please.  Who are you?

Me:  I have a blog board dedicated to you!  How about that?

Blog:  Please.  Five lousy pins.  You have more pins of some chandelier made out of paper clips.  Give me a break.

Me: I don’t know what happened.  I got side tracked.  It started with that whole Casey Anthony trial.  You know how I got sucked into that, right?  Then the verdict.  You don’t just bounce back from that verdict.  Then there was that missing baby here in Kansas City.  I had to email all my friends my over-analysis of that tragic situation.  You know how I get…

Blog:  But, that’s what I’m for.  Remember?  It was me and you.  You and me.  We worked as a team to spread sarcasm to the masses.

Me:  I know.  I know.  You’re right.  I should have never left.

Blog:  Just try to pull it together, OK?  Write.  Get back in it.  Tell people how annoyed you are with women in their 50’s that tan like it’s a competition.  Tell them how you automatically fall in love with men who serve you food and drinks, especially coffee.  People need to know this stuff.  OK?

Me:  OK.

Blog:  You back?

Me:   I’m back.


7 Responses to “Are You There Blog? It’s Me, Lisa.”

  1. Amy July 4, 2012 at 7:35 PM #

    We have missed you!

  2. Rhonda Hawkins July 4, 2012 at 8:07 PM #

    I’m glad you are back!! I’ve missed you, too.

  3. Chasity July 4, 2012 at 8:15 PM #

    I’m glad you’re back, I’ve missed you terribly!!

  4. Drew July 5, 2012 at 12:50 AM #


  5. Peggy July 5, 2012 at 8:35 AM #

    Yeah!!! You’re back… can’t wait.

  6. pleasantlyeccentric July 5, 2012 at 3:41 PM #

    So glad you are back…Can’t wait to read more!

  7. Shane July 25, 2012 at 9:35 AM #

    If you had named your blog “The Caroline Mason Files” I think we readers wouldn’t have had to suffer such a long silence.

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